Sure, there's much evidence that the drugs, the crazy, the rehab, the botox are what destroyed Lindsay Lohan's career. But I've got one fact that overshadows them all: go back and compare Lohan's body of work as a voluptuous red-head to her body of work as a heroin-skinny blonde.
Yes, dying her hair blonde destroyed her career. As a blonde, she was forced to lose weight, effectively getting rid of her beautiful and wonderous curves. As a blonde, she became one of a million stupid blonde bimbos in Hollywood. As a blonde, she became nothing special.
Look at Emma Stone. She had trouble getting her career off the ground as a blonde. She dyed her hair red and all of a sudden, she's one of the hottest women in the biz.
Lindsay, please, eat a couple slices of pie, let your natural redness shine, and if possible, undo the botox.